Just To Make You Smile

I got two sms messages yesterday that made me smile so I'm keeping it here for you my friends to enjoy.

Birds of the same fearther are the same birds Do not do unto others what you can't do.
An apple a day is not an apple at night.
When the cat is away, the mouse is alone.
If others can do it don't help.
Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you mine.
Better late than pregnant.
Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon.
No guts no glory, no ID no entry.
When all else fails, just follow instructions.
When it rains it floods.